Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Ivan's bunch of crappy quotes

- If tomoro is doomsday , i want my teacher to dismiss me NOW !!!
- If i got a KEY of anything , i want to unlock the drawers with other keys
- If i am going to get a $ 10000000000 check , i will ask if it is in US dollars
- If i got the fomula for Uranium , i will look for the fomula for atomic bomb
- All jokes are not cold ... its just the listeners get the joke or not
- Jokes are funny in nature / Laugh are natural when u joke

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